Wednesday, October 21, 2015

8 Inspiring Jason Statham Quotes to Get You Through the Week

Advice

If you need a midweek boost, just repeat after Jason

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1. “The only way to get smarter is by playing a smarter opponent.” (Revolver, 2005)

Say it... When new challenges are genuinely flummoxing you. You can get frustrated and want to give up, or embrace the fact that getting through this will make you better at what you do.

2. “I wonder how many steaks I could make out of you.” (Crank, 2006)

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Say it... When you really, really, really want to wipe the smug smile off someone’s face, and even though you would never indulge in the illegal and immoral act of cannibalism you’re willing to entertain a brief internal fantasy.

3. “I’ve seen this race before.” (Death Race, 2008)

Say it... When witnessing a rookie mistake you’ve seen people make thousands of times, yet they continue to make. Why can’t people just be better? Is it too much to ask?

4. “Nothing hurts more than humiliation and a little money loss.” (Revolver, 2005)

Say it... Any time you get a business win – succeeding in a bid, getting one over on a direct rival company – and feel like rubbing your hands in glee and going, “Ha ha, we won, they’re idiots and we’re good” would feel a little bit childish.

5. “Do you think I’ve got ‘c**t’ written on my forehead?” (Crank, 2006)

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Say it... When it really feels as though people think you do. When you’re being treated like a goddamn sucker and you just won’t stand for it. You know?

6. “I’m the Terminator.” (Crank, 2006)

Say it... When you’re firing on all cylinders and absolutely unstoppable. Bring it on. Bring it all on.

7. “Save your fuel. I’m coming for you.” (The Mechanic, 2011)

Say it... When the end is in sight and you’re ready to grasp it with both hands, because you’re done waiting. This ends here! Raaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

8. “I now pronounce you man and knife.” (The Expendables 2, 2012)

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Say it... Honestly, pretty rarely. But what a line!

Mike Rampton
19 Oct 2015

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